Gif gifts
Gifs are fun!!! Enjoy!!!Jail Break!Run Forrest RunKeep your eye on the dogAttack!!quit pushing!What came first?Yin and Yang are happyAnd my personal favorite:Natalie Portman in a thong!!!
View ArticleA Wretch Like Me (A Short Story)
By the end of the Eighties, I was a bona fide Deadhead. I went to forty-three East Coast Grateful Dead concerts by the spring of 1993, and when I moved to Northern California, I saw another...
View ArticleSomewhere, an old man is snoring
Every now and then, something spectacular happens in South Maui.It rains.Earlier today, around noon, I went to play tennis with a few friends. Normally, the sun would be oppressively strong at that...
View ArticleThe Bridges of Pittsburgh
Got this e-mail from my brother today:Hello Lee, Hello Jeff, Hello Susie: Judy scanned all of her parents old slides (721!) as a giftfor her mother. (We bought a little contraption made for that...
View ArticleCheese On My Head
OK... so today I made a HUGE Super Bowl bet.The crossing guard at the elementary school (Kamali'i) up the street is a big Packers fan.She sometimes even wears a Packers shirt while crossing the kids...
View ArticleSuper Bust
I just folded up my Terrible Towels, and the Steelers scarves that drape my couch, and the shirt I was wearing (along with several others) and I put them all neatly into a drawer, where they will stay,...
View ArticleCheesy goodness
I am a man of my word. I lost my Super Bowl wager to the crossing guard and had to wear the CheeseHead to my poker game. My poker buddies laughed at me and pictures were taken.However, much to their...
View ArticleA handful of bitty beasts
Tiny TakoBullets from Mario KartTiny ToadSuper TurtItty bitty KittyAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
View ArticlePicdump Picker
The power of Duct TapeRecently, for no other reason than boredom, I've taken to digging through the many picdumps on the Internet and finding some amazing pictures that need to be shared.Usually, I...
View ArticleCrackers and Juice
When I was a kid, I shared a room with both of my brothers.My older brother was a bossy Betty, and his bed was parallel to mine on the other side of the room. Between us was our coveted record player...
View ArticleTurtle
I have a connection with Green Sea Turtles.They are, to Maui, what pigeons are to New York City... part of every day life.I stalk them in their habitat, draw them, and now... I'm even writing about...
View ArticlePitchers wif Capshuns
I thought this was a cool illustration showing just how small we are in context of the other balls in the universe . "Let's switch beds tonight" said the little dog.Ancient Chinese babysitting...
View ArticleUndefeated (A Short Story)
I was seven years old, sitting in the library window at Linden Elementary School, minding my own business, when he rambled over and sat on the sill next to me. Michael Horn was my cousin’s next-door...
View ArticleBorn on the same day
Last week, I was talking with my brother on the phone, and an interesting subject came up. He had mentioned that his wife shared a birthday with Jerry Garcia. I asked if they shared the same birth...
View ArticleRecreating the Toad Hunts
About a decade or so, right after I had first moved to Maui, I was working for the Nanny Connection as their token "Manny." Every so often, someone actually requested a male nanny, and I got this...
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